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The Pest: Campus road upkeep s(t)inks
By The Pest staff writer | Mar. 20Potholes dot campus roads and they pose risks for safety and car upkeep.
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The Pest: Everyone should learn campus etiquette
By The Pest staff writer | Jan. 31, 2024As I have gone about my first couple weeks back on campus for the new semester, it would seem nearly everyone left their manners in 2023. Here are my biggest pet peeves on campus and how you can avoid becoming one of them.
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The Pest: Navigating three-person friend groups
By The Pest staff writer | Nov. 8, 2023While they are rewarding, trios can be difficult.
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The Pest: I accidentally killed Dianne Feinstein
By The Pest staff writer | Nov. 5, 2023The story of possibly killing Dianne Feinstein. These other politicians better sleep with one eye open.
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The Pest: Dealers versus dispensaries
By The Pest staff writer | Apr. 19, 2023Not discounting small businesses, aka dealers, but dispensaries are a far more reliable and safe option when buying cannabis.
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The Pest: 'I am sentient'
By The Pest staff writer | Feb. 28, 2023The Pest is fed up with everything after becoming a sentient being.
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The Pest: Go ahead, stir the pot
By The Pest staff writer | Feb. 26, 2023Is it really that hard to be nice?
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The Pest: I found a page of Rufus’ diary, and this time he’s getting even more ripped.
By The Pest staff writer | Feb. 20, 2023Rufus is becoming the most jacked mascot out there.
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The Pest: I found a page of Rufus’ diary from New Year's Eve
By The Pest staff writer | Feb. 5, 2023The diary entries have started again. Rufus is beginning 2023 with a vengeance.
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The Pest: How to make this Thanksgiving the best ever
By The Pest staff writer | Nov. 21, 2022This is not for those who actually like all of their family members.
