The BedPost welcomes Emma Ockerman to the world of talking sexy for The Post.
After a year and a half, I’ve finally made it. I am the first one in the column.
Sure feels good to be on top.
Despite the loss of the young Kristin Salaky, a true legend in the sex world on par with Ron Jeremy, Sasha Grey and Anderson Cooper, this is still going to be a great semester in the world of BedPost.
I’m joined by the slightly younger Emma Ockerman, a vaunted up-and-comer in the nasty studies poised to make a run at a solid career in coital opinion.
In even better news, we will still be slapping together a podcast each Thursday for your listening delight. It will continue to be salacious and the best thing happening at this school since they got rid of quarters. Quarters were sexy.
So ask us the hot questions. This column will be a lot better if you, the readers and listeners, get engaged and get us talking about some serious and sometimes crazy topics. I don’t want to keep telling people they don’t have get into fisting if they don’t want to. Let us broaden our writing horizons while we broaden your genital horizons.
It’s going to be a sexy semester, Bobcats. We’ll be here with you every step and thrust of the way. Tune into the podcast this week; we’re talking about rim jobs and squirting. It’ll be on the website on Thursday.
Ian Ording is a senior studying journalism and copy chief of The Post.
I can’t entirely fill former BedPost columnist Kristin Salaky’s shoes because I don’t have her luscious hair, full of both secrets and sex knowledge.
But, here I am. Someone thought I was qualified to talk sex stuff with the Bobcat population that so deserves it. A few hundred words of sex positivity a week is what I have to offer — as well as my own experiences in ink. Also unlike Ian (as far as I know), I’m also a female. Some of you have the same reproductive organs as me, and some of you also have sex with men, we already have that in common.
And if you don’t have sex with men, don’t share the same reproductive organs, don’t have reproductive organs or don’t have sex, we still have a lot to discuss. I view porn, therefore I’ve seen the world.
So if there’s anything I can give you today, dear reader, it’s that 2015 will be a gorgeous year for sexy, sex stuff. If 2014 brought Kim Kardashian’s rear in high resolution (film did no justice), more openly transgender celebrities, and Jhene Aiko declaring her need to have her “booty eaten like groceries,” — we have a lot to look forward to. Our society’s obsession with the rear end will take us to new places. TV will include more nudity because it seems nobody cares anymore. 2015 will, or should, get weird.
Rest easy knowing that Ian and I are just as excited as you are.
Emma Ockerman is a sophomore studying journalism and local editor of The Post. Have any questions for the BedPost duo? Pose them at thebedpostpeople@gmail.com.
